Nope. If you just want to chat with us for an hour about something super-business-critical, then we’re happy to do that. We flex to your needs and requirements and don’t expect you to flex to us. We’re nice like that 😉.

Our pricing is locked away in a deep dark cavern, shrouded in mystery. It’s an enigma. Ineffable. Impossible to quantify.

No wait, it’s not. Our rate is £550 per hour, no more, no less. No nonsense. Just lots of learning.

Nah, we’re well equipped to deal in ambiguity and can be a bit loosey goosey. Generally speaking we’ll have a simple scoping conversation and then provide you with an indication of how much time we think we’ll need to solve your problem. We agree this and then it’s full speed ahead. Effortless engagements are our thing.

No. That’d be suuuuper weird. Imagine thinking you’re going to have an hour with Ash and then Sandra from Toronto hops on. Bad for business and even worse for our brand.

You’ll only ever work directly with us, we promise.

Well, yeah, you are. But we have over 20 years of experience in marketing, the majority of which has been in the learning world. Sometimes a couple of hours with us is all it takes to unpick a problem that you’ve been rattling around in your noggin for weeks.

And hey, if nothing else at least you can admire the pineapple paraphernalia in the background of our Zoom calls? #everycloud

We’re trusted advisors and friends to over 250 organisations in 15 countries. If you’d like to see more about the impact we’ve made with them, check out our case studies.

We also have loads more we can’t talk about publicly, so if you wanna see more hit us up and we can share in secret. Or on Zoom. Either or.

No comment.

It’s gotten out of control, ok?

*whispers* please send help.

MAAS is made up of two of the weirdest and most wonderful women we’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. They’re super smart and strange and make the best marketing magic. You can find out more about these two weirdos on our about us page.